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DICK FUCK PUSSY ASS BITCH NASCAR NASA WITH A CAR HIT ME WITH A FUCKING TRUCK AND CALL ME UNCLE PAUL-
There needs to be more male reader x reiner stories idgaf if that man has a crush on the midget blondie, that man is GAY-
(It's my personal headcanon that he has a comphet, so don't take this too seriously)