Hello,  it's me. 
Well,  actually,  I'm not the only one here.  And no, I'm not the alien on the shirt.  In total there are three of us. WE ARE NOT ALIENS. 
If you're looking for an overly-extended , descriptive nauseating fanfiction about one direction's members hooking up while on tour with a fan,  well , this is the place to find it.  JK lol 
This is for all of you,  procrastinators , rebels , retards like ourselves , so we hope you enjoy the chaos that our minds contain. 
 K BYE.