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: paige :
just your average mean girl who spends her time complaining about stuff in hope for others to find her humorous; also writes aus with clumsy dorky wrestling dudes on her main account @taintedbitch .

/multifandom lover ay/

in case you're wondering why i followed you it's either:

a.) i've had (one of) your stories in my library for a long time and i've been a silent reader due to the lack of wi-fi and now voting on all your chapters at once feels like i'm annoying you 

b.) you seem really cute and i'd love to talk to you but sometimes i'm really embarassed to pm people so i transform into a potato and fly away 

c.) both

if you take the risk to talk to me and you find me in my most dangerous state - which is the overly attached fangirl - I'm sorry for you ; but fortunately it doesn't happen that often. just don't mention independent wrestling promotions, undeniably perfect fictional characters and "kids shows" and you're all good. 

or nah.