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Bro when you have to take shit but you cant cuz your phone is dead so u gotta pull the laptop out 

OH MY GOD I HAVD EXPLOSIVE FUCKING DIARRHEA AND A FEVER OMFG IM GONNA KILL MYSELF IT HURTS SO MUCH

Just finished OBRA MAESTRA and i'm gonna kill myself now.

bro im literally alone in my house and a delivery came, i can’t get it cause i’m literally pooping.