So, I like to classify myself as a ghost reader. 

Sorry. 

If you're gonna click on this at least follow. (Sorry, I'm desperate)

I'm currently writing three books, which @spottybob is helping me with. Check her out. 

(Sorry, this is @espressoplease, my friend is also very desperate.)

Please wait while I pretend to write but then spend half y day n Youtube watching Buzzfeed Unsolved.