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me: i read because it's relaxing, and it's calming.
also me (while reading): WHAT THE FUCK SHSKAHSKXBKWZHK *cries, swears, curses, throws phone, squeals random words, screams until the whole house hears* OH MY GOD WHY DID THAT HAPPEN WHAT THE FIXKSBSKJEKS
me: yep. so relaxing.