Successful bio's: 





I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I am joking.



Analogue at birth, digital by design.



I am a life form evolved to live off movies, comics, video games, junk food and sarcasm.



I wish people had a brightness setting.



I'm real and I hope some of my followers are too.



A force to be reckoned with, I reckon



If you're reading this, then I'm already too late. Humanity has reached it's final days. Please, spend all that time writing.



Making the Snuggie look good since 2009. >•<



Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.



Where the hell am I, and how did I get here?



Born at a very young age.



another papercut survivor



I'm going to reveal the two secrets of my success...

One: Don't reveal everything.



 Good morning, it is currently 3am. I behave decently to everyone without any expectation of rewards or punishment after I'm dead.