*breaks through a building* *cue badass music*  *unicorns flying around*  *rainbows and glitter* 

Hello fellow wattpadians! Welcome to the Sarcastic side of Wattpad. We serve cupcakes. 

Since I've been moping around in wattpad, reading utterly romantic (sadly) fictional stories and fantasising over guys twice my age, it's pretty much established that I'm your average teenage girl sitting under a blanket, hiding herself from any possible human interaction, has no social life whatsoever, allergic to male species, secretly is a hopeless romantic but covers up her emotions with aggressive sarcasm. 

That's me. 

Parents named me Sanjana. I like to call myself Badass Mother Of Marvel. Or Wild Moon Child. Or Lady Sarcasm. Since it's a mouthful, we can go with S.

Completely random facts about me: 

>Every time I write a test, I wanna jump out of the window
>My sense of humour is dark also crazy 
>I curse about 30 times a day (in my mind) 
>I'm so close to quitting school
>I want own atleast three dogs
>If one day you see in the news that Chris Evans is kidnapped, it's probably me. Don't worry, I'll feed him Doritos
>I can balance a pencil between my chin and mouth
>I talk too much that sometimes people gag my mouth so that I shut up (jk, jk) 
>People say I'm funny and smart and evil, so I may or may not use this as my advantage to take over the world and establish supremacy. 
>I dress like a hobo or try to be a fashionista. No in between 

F.R.I.E.N.D.S 
Marvel
Divergent
Harry Potter 
Infernal Devices
Lilly Singh
Team Iron Man 
MØ
BMTH
Six of Crows

You've successfully reached the end of my bio. Do you realise that you just wasted 1 minute 20 seconds of your life? Tsk tsk. Anyways, enough of stalking. You've got books to read, fanfics to write and asses to kick. 

Adios Amigos.