robster

forgot about this wtf

rip liz 
          
          
          thank you for the 12 days im probably gonna have off school 

i need to touch some grass .

i really dont understand the mindset of people who get mad when people have lgbtq headcanons for FICTIONAL ( and let me stress this again FICTIONAL ) characters

Ahaha oh, you think you're the real Pinocchio?
          That's a fucking lie dude
          Here's a true story
          Ay, look
          I'm sick and tired of these bitches thinking they the ones
          My body's made of paper, you know I got the funds (yuh)
          You got nothing, boy, I'll smoke you like a chimney
          For you it's crickets, and I ain't talking Jiminy (ay)
          I'm pushing P as in Pinocchio, uh
          There's a line for my ride out in Tokyo
          You livin' in the backwoods but you know we smokin' those
          If you had a parachute, bitch I would be pokin' holes (yuh)
          Knock on wood, bitch, you know the sound (what?)
          I'm a baby wooden boy, but I'm not kidding (aha)
          I got no strings to hold me down (yuh)
          Get Bella on my face, imma start fibbin' (shee)
          You know when I was stuck in the belly of that sperm whale
          I was like, hold up, hold up
          This isn't a sperm whale
          It's your mom
          Skidee skidee skideez nuts motherfucker (yee)
          There's only room for one, you must die John Tucker (bitch)
          I say you need to calm down, just like Taylor Swift would
          Imma Trojan horse bitch, you just some driftwood (yuh)
          You think I'm done, bitch I'm going round two
          I'm bound to pound you under the ground dude
          Sound cool? Not to you but everyone around you
          Call you waterlogged 'cuz I just fucked around and drowned you (ay)
          Let me ask you equestrian (ay)
          You're holding all these Ls, bro you're probably sore (huh)
          I want all the drama, just call me a thespian
          But why the fuck you got the voice of Pauly Shore? (bitchass)
          Imma spray you like that cat, you ain't never coming back
          Gettin' splinters while you're sucking on my wooden ballsack
          You an acrobat? Good, 'cuz you about to get jumped
          Why, you thought you had a shot?
          I'm stumped

my name is boy-punzel 
          i have such long hair ,
          alone in this tower 
          for so many years 
          
          my hair is a ladder 
          for my mother to climb ,
          no one has hair 
          as long as mine

i wrote ironic joshisnotgreen fanfiction and am really tempted to publish it

guys nickisnotgreen has wattpad pls follow him [ @ nickyboy4 ( there were three other nicky boys prior though none compare ) ] 

for personal reasons i only now write ironic fanfics about YouTubers 

peyton noticed me again I love them <33