ethanstomato

Update- my uncle agreed to teach me my ABC's yay

Wtf why does wattpad only have books on it like i can't read! the fuck?!

If you're ever feeling down just remember that you get to live on the earth at the same time as Jake Paul 

There are only three people i trust in the world- Any winehouse, Gordon Ramsey, and short people 

I'm on the train and the old lady next to me is reading prisoner so i told her to fuck off and stay in her age lane