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also I just realized your entire conversations feed is just me yelling at you

oh you still exist, that's nice lol

HEYYYY ETHEL WE'RE IN A VOICE CHAT WE MAKIN A WRITTEN TRAILER GET OVER HERE OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE

Ethel, are you on here? Read the msgs on goor hangouts

EEEEE

HEY GET ON GOOGLE HANGOUTS REAL QUICK WE HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
          
          IF YOU WANT YOUR WRITING TO BE ADVERTISED AND PUBLISHED PUBLICLY WE'RE GONNA SUBMIT A WIEA BLURB
          
           (Don't even need parental permission, Margaret is doing it through their writer's guild thingy)

CONGRATULATIONS FAIR COSTUMER!
          
          You have been invited on abducting Bobby and Joe's cattle sacred to the goddess Hera!!
          
          This is greatest honour as no one ever gets the chance of dying from Hera's wrath if you get caught!
          
          But fear not! For we shall first escort you to the Thrift Store to 
          buy clothes to disguise you and potentially send you to the underworld where you will face the god Hades!
          
          To confirm that we have your willingness, please bring us a thousand packs of blue jellybeans, bake a batch of chocolate cookies, and bring us cake!

Date: 1903, December 24th, 2:00 AM
          To: Ethel
          From: Pixel1014
          
          It is, with greatest regret to inform you that you have not signed the peace treaty between Carrots and Fishes. Please, sign the peace treaty at once if you wish to have Carrot Land alive and not bombarded by the fishes salt-water-bomb.  
          I, the royal guard of Queen Fishy, are here to inform you of the disastrous attacks of what the Fish Queensland is planning on doing to your beloved land if you do not sign the peace treaty. 
          
          My sincerest apologies but if you do not sign it, I will gladly help my Queen take over Carrot Land. 
          
          If you do sign, Carrot Land will be safe, and Queen Fishy's adviser of Common Sense, Vivi, would like to take you out to the nearest Thrift's store to buy Halloween costumes for you to dress up as a certain red haired girl. 
          
          I myself, shall try to wear a suit and bankrupt Carrot bank.

Hello, valued Chairway customer!
          My name is Torii Reah'Sae, and I have some news!
          You have won a FREE trip to the Thrift store! ^o^
          
          To confirm you are not a jar of galactic peanut butter abducting Farmer Jeb's cows, please follow these simple steps!
          
          1) leave your credit card number and PIN
          2) Message your address, number and location of unlocked windows, and social security code
          3) Bake a batch of jellybean brownies
          
          Thank you, dear CreamWorks employee, for winning this babysitting coupon! I, Bob Ross, sincerely thank you for your dedication and commitment to this illegal fundraiser.
          
          Please respond as soon as possible, as your homework may be eaten by our pain-detecting dogs if you do not confirm your allegiance to the Air force.
          
          
          Sincerely,
          
          Donald Duck,
          CEO of GrianGotts Bank,
          1234 Fake Street, Ducksburg
          

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