"no mourners, no funerals."

"the human form of the one hundred emoji."

"you're my person."

"impossible just means try again."

"i gave two and a half handjobs to that guy i met in butlin's."

"we're living in some sort of fucking black hole anti-universe."

"we're the people who know about the things that most people don't know about."

"you do have a history of . . . being very lovely."

"when in doubt, shut your mouth."

"i would say i outdid myself, but i'm always this good. so i simply did myself."

"what's your preferred study method? . . . coffee and tears."

"hate doesn't come from religion, it comes from fear."