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To David Bowie:
          
          Enjoy the rest of your adventure.
          
          R.I.P David Bowie

DO SHE GOT A BOOTY
          
          she don't. Where her booty should be is nothing but a swirling void. I try to look away but cannot. The void beckons me. I shall not return. Tell mother that I love her, and that I am sorry.

Yo yo yo.
          
          Sorry for small hiatus, just working through some stuff.
          
          But I'm back!
          
          Be prepared for unfinished thoughts

How Hallmark makes their holiday movies:
          
          A *rolls dice* single mother who *picks phrase out of hat* runs a bakery meets *spins die* a prince from England who *throws dart at wall* is actually the son of Santa and is *spins wheel* looking for true love.

Hey there my limited fan base. 
          
          I'm gonna be leaving for a while.
          
          There's just been a lot of stuff that I can't wrap my head around, and I just need to take a break. I'll still leave my books up, and you'll see me liking or commenting on the occasional book, but other than that, I'm leaving.
          
          Peace out.
          
          -Valentina

Wow so that chapter never happened 

So I've decided I'm going to write a little bit more if "When Stars Collide" :3. I hope you enjoy it! Chapter should be up in a few hours.

Classical Novel Trash has returned 

PART TWO
          
          @phosphor3scene
          RJEOSOOSOW WHERE CAN I BEGIN SHES FABULOUS AND FUNNY AND SEMPAI PLS NOTICE ME
          
          that's about it :3. I just wanted to tell these people (and my general followers) how much they mean to me :3
          
          Val, out!