Hi. My name is Ima. Ima Writer.
*Snickers*
No, just kidding. I don't wanna say my name, cause I just want to write my work from the safety of my cave. Don't judge. You are the one who is obsessed with YOUR computer. Sure, the first stage is denial. Then comes acceptance. Then comes help. 
Anyways, I hope you enjoy my writing, and thank you very much.