PLANKTON.

[@squidwrd]
            
                 The tiny copepod stood atop a wheeled contraption hidden beneath an oversized trench coat , yanking open the hatch of a fake fish head that he was hiding under with a furious glare.  “ What ?!  How did you know it was me ?!  Curse it all—I knew I should’ve gone with Plan B . . . “

[@krustyfrycook]
            
                 When the sponge set the box down , Plankton eyed it suspiciously , his brow twitching.  Then — being microscopic — he leapt onto the lid , yanked it free , and tossed it aside.  “ Hmph . . .  I suppose I’ll grant you the benefit of the doubt , ”  he muttered , peering inside.  “ It better be worth something. ”

›   the  sponge  pulls  a  c͟o͟m͟i͟c͟a͟l͟l͟y͟  l͟a͟r͟g͟e͟  b͟o͟x͟  from  behind his back   ‹   you  ′  ll  just  have  to  open  it  to  find  out  .ᐟ  

[@krustyfrycook]
            
                 “ This had better not be another bubble-blowing contraption like last time . . .  I don’t do bubbles—now out with it.  What is this ‘ gift ’ you’re blabbering about ? “

/    Never thought I’d make an anon for this show, but here I am. I love this little dude.. he’s literally me, fr. I quote him pretty often..  :’)

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                 * personal portrayal 
                 * sfw only
                 * muse is in his late forties

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                  He is highly intelligent and endlessly inventive , frequently constructing robots , weapons , and intricate schemes in an attempt to outwit Mr. Krabs.  Yet his plans inevitably collapse , undone by his own arrogance , bad luck , or needless overcomplication.