ew_wth_is_that

Even if you're bi, pan or anything...if you read straight books on WATTPAD!? You can unfollow freely :3

laurajanuss

I'm so sorry but ur pfp looks like a dick...

laurajanuss

@ew_wth_is_that I can't tell if ur being sarcastic or not lol 
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ew_wth_is_that

@laurajanuss omg it does!?!? Ain't no way
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ew_wth_is_that

I'm obsessed with Thai gls like..way too much for it to be normal.

ew_wth_is_that

@Idk5788 omg i just miiiight update soon:)
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Ellie199xxx

When's your next poem update? A lady is waiting. ‍♀️

ew_wth_is_that

@Ellie199xxx got nothing to write anymore
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Ellie199xxx

@Ellie199xxx the one your writing here of course
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ew_wth_is_that

@Ellie199xxx uhmmmm poem? what poem?
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slutforherboobs

you have the weirdest crushes 

slutforherboobs

ofc you know me
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ew_wth_is_that

No one remembers it's my birthday:(

sexy_stegosaurus

Happy birthday, dick pic
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slutforherboobs

only i know your secret

Nnormal41

@slutforherboobs Ooo impressive, i couldnt have guessed that
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slutforherboobs

@Nnormal41 i guessed her real name in 3 seconds
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Lexi_DJ

what is that?

ew_wth_is_that

@Lexi_DJ no prob pft people get that wrong all the time
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ew_wth_is_that

@Lexi_DJ YES that's a dog!
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