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Are you ever gonna go back to your Alice in wonderland book?

Holy shit what?? A few months later but hey bitchhh 

my cat just pooped on the carpet that lil ho bag

college has killed me

Who knows I might write a DL smut for V card day :-) lmao 

my mom: *listening to Dynamite and jamming out* why doesn’t BTS ever come to Chicago? 
          
          My dad: they probably don’t wanna get shot.
          
          Me: 0_o

happy new years, a holes!  

Guess who got covid and ruined their family‘s Christmas plansssss??? *throws peace signs* this galll. F all y’all I’m so mad oof 

Also I got accepted to the university I wanted to go to hashwhhwwhappydancewh >.<

happy halloween hoes