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hello, i wrote this just now
this also happened today
and I thought I should give a little something to followers-
this should give some clue on how is my current writing style,
so yeah
enjoy some of my embarrassment
Okay, so imagine this: I'm at school, in my first class-English. we're listening a read-aloud to sleepy hollow. "He flirts with the wind," says the female narrator.
My teacher then pauses the video, awkwardly and introduces us that sentence with this, "what she meant was, well... exactly what she said. He kinda did actually flirt to it. If you know what I mean.."
Then comes my apparently still-so-innocent dumbass, asking out loud "what does that actually mean??"
I also sit in the middle of my friend group I have in that class.
They turn to look at me, ever so slowly with shocked expressions. Two of them asks "you really don't know??" I shook my head in return. One asks in response "you don't know? like, flirting?" "No," I say, "what does it mean actually?"
That friend then shakes her head lightly, barely noticeable but I caught her doing so. the other friend who asked the first time with her turns in her seat/desk, her body fully facing me with a visibly little, playful smirk and starting with this, "when a guy and a girl want each other very much, the-" I interrupted her with a reasonable "wait no stOP-"
Her face then turns to a more serious one, "but for real, it means the guy likes it, and actually wants IT."
"IT?" I question with the same tone of voice. She gave the knowingly look. I then thought it more, connecting the dots - that's when I finally knew,
I was still a true, innocent dumbass,
and the class now knew that too.
the end :')