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Even though I stopped writing I lowkey wanna write a Diabolik lovers fic based on my shifts there- 

Okay so this isn’t much but I think about this often- I minishifted to diabolik lovers and this is hella weird but I was in the bathroom round my business and LAITO WAS IN THERE- he kept telling me I’m so beautiful and was js fkn watching me, and the most messed up part is that INSTEAD OF GETTING THE ICK I WAS LAUGHING- idk bro. It was odd. 
          
          (P.S. if you wanna check out Diabolik lovers, go for the gameplays, not the anime. There’s a youtube channel, called “It’s Moog” and she played the full first game, getting all the good endings. And the funny thing is that she actually started with Laito’s route)
          
          
          
          
          
          And then another time, I minishifted somewhere, and I recognized Burger King, and I was confused and looking for my family cuz we don’t go out to eat often, and then THIS GUY WAS TALKING TO ME- and I got the ick so bad..and I was like “why tf does he look familiar!?” And I asked his name and he said light yagami..and I was like “DEUCES-“ and then I woke up. He was very VERY weird bro. And that means a lot coming from my weird ass TwT 
          
          
          

Anybody wanna hear about my mini shift to Diabolik lovers?- 
          
          I also went to death note on accident- 
          
          
          However it’s gonna be hard to write cuz my mom has been in my room lately 

ALSO THE YEAR BEING 1887 - 1888 THERE I LEGIT CANNOT FATHOM LAHSKAKSIJSJS
          
          
          
          and ciel was my adoptive brother there and tell me why rd when we went to a soirée all the dudes kept STARING AT ME HELP-
          
          And then the viscount druitt started coming up to me and I was like “Sebastian this creeper is making his way over- FIX IT PLS”
          
          So I danced with Sebastian and evaded the creeper

I MINISHIFTED TO BLACK BUTLER AND ACCIDENTALLY TOLD SEBASTIAN HIS FOOD WAS BUSSIN
          
          
          I DIED INSIDE.
          
          
          I didn’t realize what I did until he looked at me like “GIRL WTF IS YOU TALKING ABOUT”
          
          I STARTED WHEEZING-

I SHOWED MY SISTER BLACK BUTLER ONCE AND SHE LOVES GRELL I FEEL SO PROUD
          
          
          AND SHE DREW AN AMAZING PICCYYYY
          
          
          
          ILL MAKE IT A BOOK
          
          
          
          ALSO I MINISHIFTED THERE

HELLLLLP THE DIABOLIK LOVERS GAME PLAYLIST I WATCH IS FUCKED UP AND I CANT FIND ANYMORE OF THEM IM SO FUCKING COOKED

YALL IM OFFICIALLY NOT A LITTLE KID ANYMORE I WATCHED BORAT WITH MY MOM BY HER REQUEST

THE WAY I WAS ON C.AI AND IT BANNED ME FOR A SEC HELP

MY GIR HAIRCLIP FROM HOTTOPIC BROKE AND IM PISSED