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Boiz, I know most people don't read announcements, but I would really appreciate it if y'all could send the info that I can write smut for ppl and that I'm a proofreader through the grapevine. I really wanna do some stuff and collab with someone!
          
          But I have no friends , so life sucks.

Guys guys listen to my storytime if u want.
          
          So my mum and dad got a divorce, and I decided to help him get a house and move in with my dad.
          
          My dad is the best employee and because of how hard he works, the boss bought the house for him. (He works for a farmer.) 
          
          So we go house hunting and we find this very posh, white person type of house, right?
          
          My dad discouraged his boss saying it was too much money, but the boss said he would get it for him.
          
          So now I'm moved into this super uptown fancy house and I have no idea what to do.
          
          I'm shook because I have no idea how I got to this point.
          
          Also this place is so goddamn fancy.
          
          It's got two joint sinks. TWO SINKS!
          
          
          ANYWAY, if you read this far, u a real one.
          I'm done now, bye!

Holy shit I'm home alone becuz my dad is at work... Let's not talk about my mom...
          
          BUT HOLY SHIT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I SWEAR THERE'S A VOICE CALLING MY NAME. FUCK ME WTF DO I DO HAVE I LOST MY MIND OR AM I IN DANGER OF DEATH RN. HELP.
          
          We live in a not-so-good street, so I'm terrified.
          
          One time there was a guy with an ax outside our front door for a good 30 minutes.
          
          Oof help.