𝙽𝚎𝚠𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚏

Can someone give me a fanfic without any of these tropes?
          	
          	1. Playboy Draco
          	2. Ron bashing
          	3. Soft Draco
          	4. Narcissa is Harley Quinn while Lucius is a Joker that always abuses his Harley