existensial_trash

I just watched dil get married, and now I'm crying

insecurelybeautiful

ME-WE MUST PUT OUR MURDER PLAN TO ACTIO-
          Phil-WHAT?
          ME-*cough cough* I-I...
          Dan-WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT?
          I take dan aside
          Me-*whispers* we are killing phils homophobic dad 
          Dan-I'm in! Can I help?
          Me-we need to distract phil so... dan?
          Dan-yes...
          Me-What is the true meaning of life?
          Dan-OH FLUFF YOUUUU!
          Me-PHILLLLL 
          Phil-yeah?
          Me-Dans having an existential crisis... sit with him.
          Phil-SERIOUSLY! Ok!
          Phil kisses dan and they sit together while we put our plan to action!!!!!!
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I really need a life...
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          But it ran away...
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I tried to get a new one but then I kept coming across 2 things...
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Phan
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          And Colby Brock
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I really need a life but I fell down a hole I'll never escape....
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Goodbye chances of success in anything....
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Hello internet.....     (I'll go home)
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          MISSING LIFE
          REWARD £0.00 (fight me bit-h I'm broke)
          >•<

mychemicalreturn

Yes I'll come too
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insecurelybeautiful

We can go on a mission to find our lives!! And sanity!!!!!!!! WE ARE WARRIONS OF THE PHAN ARMYYYYYYYYYY
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existensial_trash

Awww it's ok, we lost lives together
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