Hello!❤️ 

*pulls out flash cards*  

Um, I'm ExpressiveThinker and I-

*flashcards fall onto the floor* 

Bloody hell! I mean, uh, hello! I'm ExpressiveThinker and-

*gets pushed by stranger*

*tries to ignore pain* Um, I'm ExpressiveThinker and-

*gets hit in the face by a book*

*resists urge to cry* I'm ExpressiveThinker-

*gets hit by a laptop*

*holds onto bleeding nose* okay, well. I'm ExpressiveThinker-

*gets hit by a car*

*tries to ignore every broken bone in body* I-I-

*gets ran over by ambulance*