💭

…   that’s one line i won’t cross for you baby   .

@deathcompels ,
            
            i didn’t—  / ugh /.  only if you dye your hair electric blue.

you told me to fuck you   !

i will   !   thank you   .

@deathcompels ,
            
            uh-huh,  keep telling yourself that. 

i’m never jealous   .   nope   .

you’re deflecting   .

@deathcompels ,
            
            i was being silly.  exaggerative.  

no   ,   no   ,   i want to see it now   .   hit me  .

@deathcompels ,
            
            yuh-huh. 

oh   :/

@deathcompels ,
            
            barf.  nada. 

you know, i was seriously really close to finally defeating diablos — the guardian force card? (…) sigh.

@screamoftheyear ,
            
            try,  i will.  for you.  because you deserve the best.  even in the gaming world. 

mm. you can certainly try! /please try/. you’re the tech wizard. 

uh huh   .   they make noise too   .

@deathcompels ,
            
            and they’re alive?

the sourdough starters   ?    like the bread   ?

i’m in pain sir   .

@deathcompels ,
            
            be careful what you wish for,  dummy. 

please do   !

@deathcompels ,
            
            then come get it for me.  and you love my pale whiteness. 

sorry you are a shade above pasty   ,   pale white   .   you missed a spot on your shoulder   .

@deathcompels ,
            
            better a hospital than the morgue,  right?  *  the bottle is caught and he glares,  *  i am not pasty.  i have a little tan going on.  *  he takes his time lathering some of the stuff into his hands and onto his arms first,  *