extracredited

/  pls he can’t survive jail he will cry or dig a hole w a spoon

deathcompels

/   drop that rn i dare u
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deathcompels

pay meee attention   !

extracredited

@deathcompels ,
            
            smartass.  *  laptop put aside,  he leans over to kiss aj sweetly on the lips,  *  mmm.  there. 
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deathcompels

that’s why i said first   .
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deathcompels

this is like the worst prank ever   .

deathcompels

you’re ugly   .

deathcompels

oh come on   :/
            
            /   yippee   !!!
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extracredited

@deathcompels ,
            
            two middle fingers for you.
            
            /  yay!!!!!
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deathcompels

no worries sweetheart   !
            
            /   it was not   !
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deathcompels

what colour should i dye my hair   ?

deathcompels

…   that’s one line i won’t cross for you baby   .
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extracredited

@deathcompels ,
            
            i didn’t—  / ugh /.  only if you dye your hair electric blue.
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deathcompels

this message may be offensive
you told me to fuck you   !
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deathcompels

why are you talking to a girl   ,   ew   .

deathcompels

i will   !   thank you   .
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extracredited

@deathcompels ,
            
            uh-huh,  keep telling yourself that. 
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deathcompels

i’m never jealous   .   nope   .
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deathcompels

i didn’t even bite you that hard   :/

deathcompels

you’re deflecting   .
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extracredited

@deathcompels ,
            
            i was being silly.  exaggerative.  
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deathcompels

no   ,   no   ,   i want to see it now   .   hit me  .
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deathcompels

if i proposed to you then what   .

screamoftheyear

you’re pretty like this.

screamoftheyear

you know, i was seriously really close to finally defeating diablos — the guardian force card? (…) sigh.
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extracredited

@screamoftheyear ,
            
            try,  i will.  for you.  because you deserve the best.  even in the gaming world. 
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screamoftheyear

mm. you can certainly try! /please try/. you’re the tech wizard. 
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deathcompels

if i was a worm would you love me   .   oohhh   ,   wait   ,   or if i was one of those creepy alive sourdough starters   ?   then what   .
          
          /   lavishly flops onto you

deathcompels

uh huh   .   they make noise too   .
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extracredited

@deathcompels ,
            
            and they’re alive?
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deathcompels

the sourdough starters   ?    like the bread   ?
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deathcompels

i’m dying   .

deathcompels

i’m in pain sir   .
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extracredited

@deathcompels ,
            
            be careful what you wish for,  dummy. 
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deathcompels

please do   !
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