💭

@cultofsaltz ,
            
            —okay.  (…)  um,  y’know,  whatever?  [failing to hide a frown,  he smooths the smooth of his head with a hand.]  still not a pervert.  and in case you haven’t noticed,  i’ve halted all my ‘activities’ since,  like,  forever ago.  (a lie,  however it has been less extreme.) 

you wouldn’t know style if it smashed into you like a tran carrying like,   (uhhh),   a million elephants.   obese elephants. 

@cultofsaltz ,
            
            um,  goku begs to differ,  first of all.  second of all,  screw you,  my hair is epic!  you wouldn’t know style if it careened into you like a semi truck carrying,  like,  twelve hundred hippos. 

@deathcompels ,
            
            you seriously wanna go? 

okay so kick my ass.   let’s see it then.

@deathcompels ,
            
            i’m not tiny.  i could kick your ass.

so nice x

@deathcompels ,
            bossy  ):<  on it

figure it out then drop

@deathcompels ,
            
            it’s impossible to love anyone as much or more than i love you.  

i’m dumping you so hard then.   i hope you love them as much as you love me.

@deathcompels ,
            
            don’t be jealous when all the hot people start asking for my autograph.  or inviting me to exclusive parties. 

oh yeah   ,   terrified   .   let’s see it then   .

@deathcompels ,
            
            worried i’ll become a master ninja and go off to become a world savior? 

that makes me more stressed   .

@deathcompels ,
            i’m basking in it rn 

u sensed my aura

@deathcompels ,
            and why did i log on yesterday and get hopeful 

thank you   !

@deathcompels ,
            
            smartass.  *  laptop put aside,  he leans over to kiss aj sweetly on the lips,  *  mmm.  there. 

that’s why i said first   .

hmmm   ,   okay   .

@deathcompels ,
            
            like,  totally. 

were you   ?

oh come on   :/
            
            /   yippee   !!!

@deathcompels ,
            
            two middle fingers for you.
            
            /  yay!!!!!

no worries sweetheart   !
            
            /   it was not   !

…   that’s one line i won’t cross for you baby   .

@deathcompels ,
            
            i didn’t—  / ugh /.  only if you dye your hair electric blue.

you told me to fuck you   !