Lucas Ryan :3

I can only contact you from here and school rn but I miss you a lot and I have the four am heebie jeebies coursing through me rn so I just wanted to say that you are actually adorable like wtf how are you so amazing and beautiful??? I’m down bad tbh ur a cutie pie!!!!!!

Slibidi 

JD: I'M IN MY EX'S HOUSE 
          JD: BOOM BOOM
          Veronica: Get out of my house!
          JD: Aww :(
          
          Veronica: I wish your mom had been a little stronger
          I wish she stayed around a little longer
          I wish your dad were good!
          I wish grown-ups understood!
          I wish we’d met before
          They convinced you life is war! 
          I wish you'd come with me-
          JD: I wish I had more TNT 
          
          Jd is me and I am Jd. 

MY MOM SAID I COULD GO TO THE GAME TONIGHT *happy ash noises* 

Hello!! I’m at a football game at school and I’m selling stuff and bella’s not showing up so I was wondering if you wanted to buy something? We’re selling baskets and mums/flower basket things :3

And I don’t have a machete, but a loaf of bread will do!! 

Can I jump off a cliff?

percy: swaggity swag what’s in the bag
          
          *discovers the lightning bolt*
          
          percy: motherfuck

I just took like 11 ibuprofen and i might die lmfao

You make the happy chemicals go vrrrrrrr