exziles

Good boy

Please reply to them please please 
            I’m having a sandwich do you want a bite? Have you eaten??

not hovering, smiling, do you want to reply to all those lines please go ahead

Hell 

Well yea I get but wtf else am I supposed to talk to you on then (Dnirn) 

I want you well rested! 

How could you possibly look at it as that? 

you could be my little brother, i don't have one. you're quite annoying but i'm almost growing fond of you.

honestly i almost did, hope you're doing the same.

you must not ignore your evil side, embrace it yk I'll support you regardless.

And consistency doesn’t seem to be yours

the polite thing to do would’ve been not to call you out

My friend is here, thank heavens—I have been mercifully rescued. Sleep well, baby. I miss you. Let me know the moment you’re awake.

I’m positively bored out of my mind, so kindly awaken before I commence an unsolicited bombardment of your notifications

You: “freddo?”
            Me: “Baby, it’s an espresso shaken with ice and poured over fresh ice.”
            You: “So basically iced coffee?”
            Me: “Yes, but much fancier. Don’t insult my little freddo.”
            You: “You’re ridiculous.”
            Me: “And yet you’re still listening to me explain my coffee.”

And he ends his sentences with dangling prepositions which horrifies me

Liam needs to shut up

"OH AMY I ABANDONED ALL RESTRAINT AND LOST MYSELF IN THE PLEASURES OF THE SCENE I HAD BEEN LIVING WITHOUT"