eyesmelikeapisces

thank you guys so much for 500 reads on NA!!! :) i'm actually going to unpublish it to rewrite those first 4 parts, but it'll be back soon... maybe.
          	
          	also, there might be a new (and better written) story coming out soon! i'm excited!<3

eyesmelikeapisces

@stainedtees aw dude, i feel you. funny story: i had a crazy teacher for chem sophomore yr. she told us she was pregnant and i believed her the whole freaking year and in the end she never was. that was just one of the weird things she'd do, man it she was a strange lady.
          	  yep, currently very VERY jealous of those ppl. i wish I was them rn.
          	  I SEND YOU LOTS OF MORAL SUPPORT!  YOU CAN DO THIS! :)
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stainedtees

Oh my god, don’t even get me started on how much I hate school, especially Chem. I want to die every time I walk into that god-forsaken classroom. At this point, I’m just trying to make it till winter break. Lol it’s a little depressing that getting an education is the only way to be successful (most of the time) excluding the lucky talented ones of course. PS I’m typing this while sitting in a mass of paper and books bc I’m studying for my chemistry test tomorrow that I’m definitely going to fail :))))
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eyesmelikeapisces

@stainedtees saaaaaaameeeeee! i have so many late assignments, you'd cry if you were me. :'( what class is killing you the most?
          	  of course! i think only one of my friends used to call me that, but i'm cool with it.:) and i'm in a similar situation as you, i hate school and i hate that you have to depend on it to be considered an efficient human being, lmao.
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zxmbie

so like, WHATS NEW IN YOUR LIFE SWEATY

MinervaMcGoggles

@zxmbie whaddup sweetcheeks
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zxmbie

well i started uni and my lecturers all hate me!! other than that, things are going pretty smoothly. i got a hot bf now xx (he’s really hot) i also just saw a lizard crawl under my bed wtf
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eyesmelikeapisces

@zxmbie *you’re 
            
            ooof
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zxmbie

uwu choke me daddy

eyesmelikeapisces

@zxmbie whoa, sorry i literally just saw this. spendthrift, only sometimes (btw thanks for the new addition to my meager vocab, had to google that one), desperate? oh yes. yes i am.
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zxmbie

@eyesmelikeapisces ur probably not nearly as desperate or as spendthrift as i am hEhE
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eyesmelikeapisces

@zxmbie oh darn, why didn’t i ever think of doing that!? you’re a damn genius!
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zxmbie

ayy pisses lmk if ur up to hear me rant about how I have a CRUSh on my gay friend who is gay oops accidentally finished ranting

zxmbie

not because of his wit - he hardly has that. but because he’s hot and likes the same things i do (eg TALKING ABOUT HAIR, GOSSIP, PETTY RANTS)
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zxmbie

we’re close ish I guess. not because we’re very compatible (he’s not as smart as I am thx) but because i hardly have friends. in fact i only have 3 people I dare to call friends. so we have rather frequent shopping trips and meals together. one day whilst we were spooning in bed (sorry to overwhelm u with this escalation we’re just rlly advanced as friends) i realised i was in love ):
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zxmbie

so I have a gay friend who is gay he follows gay meme pages and gay couples on ig and has known about his homosexuality since a very young age. he sometimes complains about girls hitting on him too because quote unquote “I HATE PUSSY”. so here we get a rough idea of what kind of overwhelmingly unquestioning male we’re dealing with
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star-to-a-wanderer

Yo, when are you going to republish Neighbourly Affairs? I was enjoying it so much! I need more!

star-to-a-wanderer

Fair enough, haha
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eyesmelikeapisces

@star-to-a-wanderer dude, to be honest i really don't feel like finishing it at the moment fml. but i'm totally on board with a new story. i even wrote the first chapter yesterday and then i let my laptop run out of charge without saving it and now... it's gone. i'm pretty bummed and i really can't remember what i wrote lololollsksj. BUT I WILL TRY! and i'll also try to write NA soon!!!
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zxmbie

hello eyes me like a pisses I just want to drop by to say merry christmas r u on snapchat I wanna show everyone my TREE

eyesmelikeapisces

@zxmbie on it, brother.
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zxmbie

i send remote gratitude to you, my brother. please add me im triciain !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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eyesmelikeapisces

@zxmbie hello my brother, i'm glad i can count on you! in return to your generosity i have made a snapchat, lol.
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dadbod

do u like my picture babeh

zxmbie

BYE THAT JESUS ACC JUST MADE ME CRY AGAJN
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zxmbie

im not even new to catfishing tbh i used to run @swegless and @jesusthechrist with a friend !!!!! AND BOTH WERE MAJOR SUCCESSES just abandoned
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eyesmelikeapisces

@zxmbie yes i agree, laziness is THE top priority, even over the mysogynistic tendencies of fictional boys. lol, don't you go catfishing innocent souls now!XD
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