eyyyylmao

:/

"“SHE WAS CAUGHT IN A MUDSLIDE!
          
           EATEN BY A LION!
          
           GOT RUN OVER BY A CRAPPY PURPLE SCION!
          
           HELP ME, HELP ME, I'M NO GOOD AT GOODBYES!
          
           SHE DRIED UP IN THE DESERT!
          
           DROWNED IN A HOT TUB!
          
           DANCED TO DEATH AT AN EAST SIDE NIGHT CLUB!
          
           HELP ME, HELP ME, I'M ALL OUT OF LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
          
           AND WAYS TO SAY YOU DIED!”" http://wattpad.com/story/1478252