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              i don't care if my username sounds rude to you, my little bitch.
              i have no fuckin idea where my parents are, but hey, i guess
              i don't have to keep the name they gave me. so, i'm now maxis.

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     → photographer
              i find endless landscapes, angelic-looking humans,
              mouth-watering foreign food, and neatly arranged 
              pencils interesting. got a problem?

     → comedian
              i entertain the people i annoy with my cruel sense of
              humour. key word: cruel. that always seemed to put
              in some sense into their mind.

     → artist
              my mum had enlightened me that therapy for kids my
              age is expensive. and for that, i express my misery 
              by wasting cooking oil on paintings of food i love.

     → eater
              i eat when i'm sad, happy, angry, and possibly any
              other mood i can turn into. i've never been so glad
              to have a mouth to chew and a throat to swallow.

     → sleeper
              every lazy teenager like me would want to marry their
              own beds. like me. i love it so much that i sleep for
              12 hours a day. when there's no school. no joke. 

     → writer
              who knew i actually have a passion for something
              except for annoying policemen and eating? no bod did.
              i swear, when i'm writing i hardly blink at all.

     → utter trouble-maker
              i never told you that youth custody and detention is
              heaven. because it definitely isn't. or will be. kids, i'm
              going to tell you to stay out of trouble. 

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