@fabereon
Howdy everyone! As you can see, I haven't updated at all in the past two months and thats cuz I'm not really inspired to write anymore, school is just tough and I can't write so much anymore. I might post a bit on occasion, but I think that will be a long time from now. Thank you and I'll see you around! ❤️❤️
All right, Jim.
Your quarterlies look very good.
- How are things at the library? - I told you.
I couldn't close it.
So you've come to the master for guidance? Is this what you're saying, grasshopper? Actually, you called me in here, but, yeah.
All right.
Well, let me show you how it's done.
I'd like to speak to your office manager, please.
Yes, hello.
This is Michael Scott.
I am the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products.
Just wanted to talk to you manager-a-manager.
All right.
Done deal.
Thank you very much, sir.
You're a gentleman and a scholar.
Oh, I'm sorry.
OK.
I'm sorry.
My mistake.
That was a woman I was talking to, so She had a very low voice.
Probably a smoker, so So that's the way it's done.
I've, er, I've been at Dunder Mifflin for 12 years, the last four as Regional Manager.
If you want to come through here We have the entire floor.
So this is my kingdom, as far as the eye can see.
This is our receptionist, Pam.
Pam! Pam-Pam! Pam Beasley.
Pam has been with us for forever.
Right, Pam? Well, I don't know.
If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a few years ago.
- What? - Any messages? Er, yeah.
Just a fax.
Mah main goal is to blow up, and then act like I don't know nobody HAHAHAHAHAHA
It took my dumbass 2 months to realize you were referencing a meme
People actually out there fisting turkeys on this day
If you evee feel like a dumbass just remember when I was in 3rd grade I googled stomach aches on WebMD and it said I had cancer. I laid on my bed plotting ways to break it to my mom, then I looked down at my bed sheets and that's the night I got my first period.
GREG OH MY GOSH WHY DID YOU WRITE THAT DUDE YOU WERE SO INNOCENT JESUS CHRIST
Dude I was always fucked up. First time I saw porn was when I was 6 or 7, my brother was watching it in the living room.
Actually unfollow me lmao I'm gonna start posting horrible fanfics and other stuff later and I don't want you guys to bleach your brains because of me
Ok but dang. I have 10 followers now... I never thought I'd make it past 5 haha. Thank you guys so much!
Holy shit I just saw my aunt run in like 5 inch heels at full speed, flawlessly. Slay it girl
My mom just walked in on me trying to do the Lyn-Z backbend
