F quit their job and is now waiting to hear back from a new potential one so if no one hears from them for a few days that's why. Do not listen to them that I am to blame.
TW homophobia
A bunch of guys were calling me and my friend f*gs and naturally I just was not paying attention at all so he had to tell me about it later.
TW murder
If there was an egg that played my boss singing a Christmas song when it broke and I needed to k/ll someone, I’d bring one with me to crack so I had the right mindset to do it