Dear author,
If you ever write a real book, tell me, I will read it and force my friends to read it. I absolutely LOVE your writing style and your overall general amazingness. I hope your life is going great! I will definitely re-read flatmates for a third time, probably more though. I also want to say I'm your 667th follower, and I wanted to be your 666th follower. Anygays, I must get going with my life:)
Love,
Pres