I don't talk . . . Not unless I know you well enough to know you won't get offended by humor. 

Interactions with me are awkward, writing this description is awkward. (I'm sorry.) I am a very very incredibly awkward human being. 

But once you get to know me, everything that comes after will make up for the first couple of interactions. Pinky promise (and I don't break those)

"Be kind. Be weird. Be random. Be who you are because you never know who would love the person you hide." ~C.S. Lewis