Tell your dad when I see him it’s on sight and he’s ‘bout to bust hell wide open. Him putting dye in my shampoo is a war crime and I won’t stand for it.
( @cptamerica ) he gave me ten bucks to not snitch, and i'm easily won over. besides — it could be way worse! oh come on, bird brain, he could've — i don't know, jammed glitter in your mechanical wings or something.