"I'm the end of a Hitchcock movie: a little dark and a lot confusing." -Matt Nathanson

Literal fandom trash. Like, seriously, I belong in a garbage can.

For those of you who are curious about me:
I'm a city girl with impossible dreams. My skills include: sarcasm, dark humor, obscure references, laziness, lack of motivation, acting really gay, scrolling through tumblr, writing (kind of), spelling and grammar, reading, etc.


That boy you punched in the hall today? He committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin. That boy you called lame? He works every night to support his family. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. That old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars? He served our country. The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You think you know them. Well, guess what? YOU DON'T!!!! Repost this if you're against bullying. I bet 99% of you cowards won't, but if you're that 1% with a heart...


Books in the K Club (1000+ reads):

"Almost the Heir..." At 11.94K
"Avengers, Loki, and Bucky Imagines" at 2.68K
"A Companion" at 2.98K

{K count last updated: 2/10/15}

Thank you all so much for reading my books!!! There's more on the way, I promise!