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"Dear gosh, Joe," John exclaimed as a body rose from the Wattpad cemetery. "What is it John? What?" Joe shouted to him as John stared blankly at the body. "She's back... for one day..." John said. "What specific day, sir?" Joe asked. "April 3rd." "WOAH." "I know."
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"Joe, are you going to live?" John worryingly said to Joe, who was lying on the floor, looking pale.
"John... There's just been no contact with this grave for a while."
"We just have to keep chanting 423."
"I know you of old, sir. I know not of what I've done, but what I've caused is seen."
"Don't die on me Shakespearian style."
Then, a glistening appeared from the grave of Jakey's Girl.
"My gosh, Joe! It's working, your death means life for her!"
"Why...?"
"I dunno, maybe she doesn't like you!"
"I... Actually a lot of people don't like me."
"Just... Keep dying and maybe it will really happen."
"C'mon, think of some quotes from plays you've seen. Shakespearian ones."
"Umm, I love nothing in this world as much as you? If her admissions were as bad as her breath, there would be no one living near?"
"Cmon! More! That was just Much Ado About Nothing!"
"Umm... Henry?"
Then an explosion happened from the grave burst it to life.
"Shakespeare died on April 23. That's why..."
"Look, John! She made a new chapter even though she wrote most of it more than 3 months ago! WOAH!"
"Sucks to be you, Joe; she started following me on Wattpad."
"Out of pity, John, after all you've done to put in more character development in small doses on Jakey's Girl's wall."
"Oh, shut it, Joe. We'll be here for the next burst of life; like we always do."
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"You know, John, this is getting boring," Joe said to John, waiting as the ground began to shake, awaiting Jakey's Girl's return. "Quiet, Joe, we must wait for the ascension of her..."
"This is getting more boring, John."
"Be quiet, Joe, we are awaiting her move."
Everything around them crumbled to particles in mere seconds.
"HAHA!! Yes, Joe, this IS IT!!!"
Then a little bar came up in front of their faces.
"She did one thing, sir."
"Damn it! I thought there would be more."
"Well, I would come out of the dead to like a gay FanFiction that doesn't even have a conflict."
"Ohh, shut it, Joe. We'll have to wait for the next one..."
