-So, umm how does that work ? Am I on ? Is it typing ? 

-"Yes, it's working miss. Start talking about yourself." 

-Oh that was fast, okay then  *awkwardly clears throat* hi there, my name is *loud coughing by Wattpad*, I am 18 and I love writing, singing, and dancing. I'm a very insecure girl and I have a crush on that boy in my calculus-"

-"too much information miss."

-"you said talk about myself, Wattpad?"

-"Exactly, this is not a dating app. Talk about your favorite hobbies or greatest fears or where you're from. Just general talk."

-"okay, I got this. I am passionate about writing romance novels and werewolves, I also like singing and dancing but I'm terrible at it. My greatest fear is bees and probably losing someone I love. I also fear that I'll live alone my entire life till I'm 70 with a whole lot of stray cats in my house till I reek of cat shi-"

-"Oh God, you're doing it again. Let's just skip to your work."

-"I don't have a job, as I said before-"

~you have reached the end of your word count~