falteraas

@falteraas  ,,    nonsense.  what kind of game show host would i be if i didn’t? […]  yeah, i don’t think he’s gonna eat anyone else. still gonna keep an eye out for him, though.

@nremorse,          i  was  being  sarcastic,   you  don’t  have  to  get  me  any  type  of  prize.   well..  that’s  not  helpful,  but  at  least  he’s  just  chilling  and  ( not )  eating  people.  for  now.

@falteraas  ,,     ill get you one once im no longer poor.   :)    uhm.. i dunno. he kinda does what he wants?  so just— whenever he’s ready to move.

@ofminds,            ..which  probably  won’t  happen  anytime  soon,   but  we  can  dream.

@falteraas              (&).
                      i  need  all  of  this  to  disappear  soon.  

@ofminds,              that  one’s  on  you,  not  me.   at  least  the  others,  minus  logan  and  mason,  know  how   to  keep  theirs  at  bay  ( ?? )

@ofminds    /    finally  back  after  a  hundred  eons

how did you not no—  okay.   we’ll find him,  bring him home,  and move on.   but fair warning,   you know he’ll be on your ass about it.
                       @purgatum

@falteraas   ,      i  didn’t  leave  him  there    …     i  thought  he  was  following  behind  me—      i  was  pulling  up  into  the  driveway  when  i  realised  he  wasn’t  sitting  in the  passengers  seat. 

i mean,   if you want?   i don’t mind—  you probably know where he is better than i do,  you did leave him there after all.
                       @purgatum 

**   arms

he’s  raising  two  kids,     you  know.     his  mom’s  siblings.     they’re  very  young.     he’s  practically  their  father.     his  grandfather?     he’s  abusive.     both  of  his  grandparents  are  druggies.     he  never  sleeps.     he  skips  meals  to  feed  the  babies.     i  try  to  help  him  as  much  as  he  can  but  he’s  been  made  to  feel  like  a  burden  his  entire  life.     there’s  two  more  babies  on  the  way  that  he’s  already  accepted  he  will  be  raising.     i’ve  held  that  child  countless  times  in  my  rms  while  he’s  sobbed  about  it  all.     i  know  dex  is  your  husband,     but—     god  sarah,     why  is  he  not  helping  this  poor  boy?

well,   you  have  my  undivided  attention.
            ゛:     @tiredmilf

as  if  he’s  never  been  arrested  for  them  before,   that  threat  won’t  scare  him  honey.
            ゛:     @insaevus

@falteraas   ,     exactly  that.      i  should  get  him  arrested  for  child  abuse   …     never  mind  all  those  murders.
            

so  he  called  you  a  pork  chop,   is  what  you’re  saying.
            ゛:    @insaevus

( .. )      i  think  it’ll  come  out  bizarre  either  way  i  say  it.    so,   ill  just..   come  out  with  it?   aj  told  me  that   / he’s /   my  father—   no  luke  skywalker  bullshit,    he  was  serious.
            

been  there,   maybe  not  with  the  same  secret,   but  i  get  the  idea.   just..   explain  in  the  most  comfortable  way  —   it  doesn’t  really  need  to  make  sense.
            ゛:     @deadalures

( .. )    i  would  never  let  myself  be  caught,   so  don’t  worry.   it’s  just  this  secret.   &&    i  really  don’t  know  how  to  say  what  it  is,  because   honestly,   im  still  wrapping    / my /    head  around  it.
            

alright  then,   hi  to  you  too  cohen.
            ╱     @speedquips