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ANOTHER SMC x READER FIC that needs YOUR attention!!!
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/415445360
          
          As the title “Could you learn to love me again?” already suggests, Fount of Knowledge and our Reader Cookie were once lovers until certain unfortunate events tore them apart and Reader Cookie lost her memories.
          Years later, she revisits Beast Yeast with the intention of now facing the Master of Deceit himself, who has been yearning for her return.
          
          …aaaand, again, support this author so they won’t turn evil and make this fic super duper sad!!! Please!!!

Me in April: 
          Man……. I’m sad……. I miss my theatre class…… I like this new Cookie game I downloaded two months ago tho :) I really wanna write a fun and fluffy fic based on the blue jester :D I will make it about the little joys in life and the importance of creation to connect with people. There will be a couple of sad parts, but they will be all okay in the end when they learn about the power of friendship ⭐️
          
          Me in September:
          I’m starting a new scary chapter in my life. SO SHALL THEY *bombs the entire story with angst*
          
          …actually why am I feeling worse
          
          (Probably my last joke post about the fic. I meant to be more serious than this. I’m coping, and so are you.)
          (I’m off to add a TW to the UNSENT LETTERS chapter because I genuinely forgot. I’m genuinely so sorry)

She gon’ call me Baby Blue

There’s a Shadow Milk Cookie x Reader that Wattpad is treating VERY unfairly!!! I PROTEST!!! I refuse to stand idly by and watch the author be done dirty!!
          
          A Dance with Deceit is a story that has yet to bloom… It’s about Reader Cookie who lives in Beast Yeast, completely BLIND to the chaos happening outside, and our Baby Blue ™️  who decides to prank them a little! 
          
          Where does the story go? Not sure, but I hope they won’t get tortured! So shower them with love so the author doesn’t turn evil. Thank you!
          
          I hope the link works otherwise I’ll turn evil
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/414749426

Without even kidding
          I was pulling from the Pick & Choose gacha and said “Shamilky” to summon him
          Pulled him and Agar Agar Cookie
          
          I kept pulling because I wanted to get him + a meta arena cookie, preferably timekeeper
          
          I say out loud “it would be greedy if I asked for shamilky again”
          
          Guess what the fuck I pulled
          GUESS

Gingerbrave haters in 2026??? HIM??? The guy who started it all in every single universe??? That wholesome boy??? Nah man 😭 disliking is one thing but doing out of your way to hate on him in a fic unrelated to him is so ridiculous. 
          That is my son you’re talking about

I will forever hate bots on Wattpad bruh
          On Ao3 they only comment, but on Wattpad they follow, add your story to their library, star AND comment, so that when you get four notifs, it’s all just that one fucking bot and it breaks your heart.
          Also I replied to two of them in a fit of rage but that would make it worse bruh
          Why doesn’t Wattpad fix this? This has been a problem for YEARS now

I’m doing votes for the next SMC x reader chapter!! Go on tumblr fam-this-stranger-weird to vote!!!!

Latest CRK chapter got me sobbing HYSTERICALLY!!! FUCK!!!! WHAT WAS THAT???

Regarding the latest Ai controversy in fanfiction, I wish to clarify that everything I write is mine. All plot holes, mischaracterization, forgetfulness and poor grammar is MADE!!! BY!!! MAN!!!!