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She gon’ call me Baby Blue

There’s a Shadow Milk Cookie x Reader that Wattpad is treating VERY unfairly!!! I PROTEST!!! I refuse to stand idly by and watch the author be done dirty!!
          
          A Dance with Deceit is a story that has yet to bloom… It’s about Reader Cookie who lives in Beast Yeast, completely BLIND to the chaos happening outside, and our Baby Blue ™️  who decides to prank them a little! 
          
          Where does the story go? Not sure, but I hope they won’t get tortured! So shower them with love so the author doesn’t turn evil. Thank you!
          
          I hope the link works otherwise I’ll turn evil
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/414749426

Without even kidding
          I was pulling from the Pick & Choose gacha and said “Shamilky” to summon him
          Pulled him and Agar Agar Cookie
          
          I kept pulling because I wanted to get him + a meta arena cookie, preferably timekeeper
          
          I say out loud “it would be greedy if I asked for shamilky again”
          
          Guess what the fuck I pulled
          GUESS

Gingerbrave haters in 2026??? HIM??? The guy who started it all in every single universe??? That wholesome boy??? Nah man 😭 disliking is one thing but doing out of your way to hate on him in a fic unrelated to him is so ridiculous. 
          That is my son you’re talking about

I will forever hate bots on Wattpad bruh
          On Ao3 they only comment, but on Wattpad they follow, add your story to their library, star AND comment, so that when you get four notifs, it’s all just that one fucking bot and it breaks your heart.
          Also I replied to two of them in a fit of rage but that would make it worse bruh
          Why doesn’t Wattpad fix this? This has been a problem for YEARS now

I’m doing votes for the next SMC x reader chapter!! Go on tumblr fam-this-stranger-weird to vote!!!!

Latest CRK chapter got me sobbing HYSTERICALLY!!! FUCK!!!! WHAT WAS THAT???

Regarding the latest Ai controversy in fanfiction, I wish to clarify that everything I write is mine. All plot holes, mischaracterization, forgetfulness and poor grammar is MADE!!! BY!!! MAN!!!!
          

SHADOW MILK COOKIE FANS!! HI!!
          
          Sorry about the Shadow Milk fanfic taking a bit longer, I’m about to graduate soon. I generally have a lot of my plate and starting a new project during the last few weeks of highschool was a terrible idea.
          
          The next few chapters will contain sunshine, lollipops and rainbows everything that’s wonderful!!!
          
          Jokes aside, I hope you don’t mind slow burn. It’s literally all I can do. I’m a one-trick horse who can only do friends to lovers. I am a SUCKER for that stuff. (I mean there’ll be a lot of complicated relationship statues in between but ehhh you’ll see when we get there)
          
          And I’m afraid the fic is gonna have two separate “endings”… basically after the seal into the silver tree you’re gonna have to make a choice that will branch out into two separate timelines… and therefore two separate fanfics. Maybe I’m making too big plans but hey I love him

Graaa I find x reader fanfics who follow the dialogue of the show/story one by one and just add the reader into it
          With that being said, the Shadow Milk Cookie x Reader will mostly contain fully made up scenes, or have canon scenes with altered outcomes.
          I read a fanfic on AO3 and literally all that Reader Cookie did there is… react. And sometimes speak. Or SMC would just cuddle them for no reason other than to remind the audience “hey btw this is not a written version of Beast Yeast EP7 THIS IS AN X READER!!”
          Like only 45% actually had the reader playing an active role. I’m dead.