"She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an 'L' on her forehead!" - All Star, Smash Mouth

Hello welcome to my profile. You must have stumbled upon the weird part of the internet again.

HAHA! Just kidding.

So, I am Dan Howell trash #1

End of story, goodbye, the end! Any questions?


>.<

LETS DRAW CAT WHISKERS WITH SHARPIE ILL HEAR YOU ON BBC LETS GO PLAY SOME SCARY VIDEO GAMES! LETS GET TO BAKING HERES A WHISK, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT WOULD COME TO THIS LLAMAS LIONS BLACK AND BLUE!! THANK YOU DAN....AND PHIL (Thank You Dan and Phil song on YouTube)

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I have the best group of friends in the entire world. We are all immature puppies who just can't grow up. We love it.

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me: Remus Lupin is my bae. Don't argue with me. You know you want him.

my friend who is a boy and I like but he doesn't know: BUT HE ISN'T REAL!!!

me: He is in here *points to head*

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Thats it...I think?
  • Grimmauld Place, With Dan And Phil, With My Boyfriend Andrew Garfield
  • JoinedNovember 4, 2016

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