I was born at a very young age. I am a paper cut survivor and   here to serve...the cat overlord ( I didn't lose my mind, its backed up on my phone somewhere ). I hope that one day I love something the way women in commercials love yogurt. I was addicted to the hokey pokey but then I turned myself around. I'm not smart, I just wear glasses. I am not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them. I am a proud supporter of Netflix, sweatpants, and ice cream.