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Hi

you guys
          im back
          after a two-year hiatus im back
          fill the streets

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hello everyone! question: is it bad to yell at myself when i can't do something

do you ever wanna stick a straw up your nose and put it in a glass of water and then. just kinda. snnfnfnfnfnnfnfnfffnfnnfnfnfnfnFFFFFFFFFFFff

STORY TIME THAT MAKES ME VERY VERY ANGRY: When I was five and my sister was two, we were house hunting. My sister was wearing navy blue overalls and had her hair cut short (this is important). Our real estate agent, who we had never met before, said "Oh how cute! What's his name?" My mom said "Actually, she's a girl. Her name is [insert sister's name]." Our real estate agent looked utterly lost. "But...she's wearing blue..."
          Genderization. 
          Ew.

having sex on your period is basically like doing your homework as the teacher collects it

i think my parents did the do last night bc i found a condom in their toilet

I can't believe how much I have *matured*. From fluffy reader-insert oneshots to the CULTURED...wait for it...gay smut.

AHHHHHHHHH OMG okay so me and my crush and my friends were all watching a movie yesterday and i was sitting on my tailbone for a while and I shifted and it hurt like a lot and i whispered 'ow' and my crush was right next to me and he looked at me with the most concerned face and whispered 'are you okay' and i said yeah and he put his arm around me and wouldn't let go for the rest of the movie i am freaking out help