what is a ouiji board is like an afterlife call center
"hey joey line 352 is open, some teenagers want to talk to a ghost or something."
'I'm gonna prank them so hard'
"joey no"
"I'm gonna say I'm satan"
"JOEY NO"

"It says to bake the cookies for 400 degrees for 10 minutes, but what if I baked them at 4,000 degrees for one minute"
"joey no"
"40,000 degrees for one second"
"joey sTOP"
"I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO BAKE COOKIES"
"JOEY YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN"