fangxien

Man you kids used to use those silly hands things to play (and injure your eyes) meanwhile me and my classmates then used to stab each with pencils in the eyes and hands

This one fic I just read straight up put me in a body bag because WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE WILLINGLY FUCKED A GOD AND LIVED, AND WHAT DO MEAN ITS A MAN-HORSE GOD WHAT

So... I'm still alive? Yippee ig? Uni has been killing me, cause wtf do you mean it's unity games now? I still feel like I'm on the first semester?

I've never heard somebody say 'my bangs hurt cause of reading history' 

NSTP is hilarious cause the topic rn is about anti-drugs and we're supposed to make a video about it- thing is, I am an inch from suggesting we use mik-mik as fake cocaine and make fake crystal meth using blue-cloured crystal candy. YALL BETTER NOT FLAG ME DOWN FOR THIS 

Seungmin casually wrecking my bias Felix

Look up #DFSKAYAMOYAN!!! On Facebook lmaoooo

NAH FUCK ENGENES THE POOR BOYS ON THEIR SEND OFF 

PLEASE DOULINGO YOU CANNOT TAKE HEESUNG AWAY FROM US STOP HEEDOU 

My bias is felix, STOP HYUNJIN