yo. i'm an 85 year old in an 18 year old's body. i enjoy cool stories, funny stories, and stories that will blow my mind. so give 'em all to me, people. you might notice on this profile some early middle school attempts at writing novels. pay no attention to them. i guess you could read them if you want to, but if you make fun of me for it, please do so in the privacy of your own basement and not in the comments. no negativity here. as previously mentioned, i enjoy reading stories, not so much writing them anymore. i also enjoy old people music, vinyls, old people movies, broadway musicals, traveling/planning trips, cool lipstick colors, the occasional crop top, dogs, horses, stevie nicks, my newly highlighted hair, teachers who are also cool,  thunderstorms, sushi, speaking french, choreographing dances in my bathroom, thinking about college, disney world, the USC marching band, yoga, space heaters, sleeping with socks on, Kansas City (go Royals), and my family. you are all shiny, beautiful, talented little sequins on the dance team costume of life.