I introduce to you probably the weirdest description of the craziest person on wattpad... 

*2017 Update*
Don't even bother to continue reading this or any of my books unless you enjoy cringing so much to the point where you have goosebumps. :)* 

First things first, Liam is a babe and by calling himself the payne train he really did confirm all our suspicions.... ;) 

Secondly, I proudly live in australia... I say proudly because I get to view Louis' and Liam's godly asses in wetsuits. Ahh a 46 inch T.V of that... yes please.
 
Thirdly, I don't know if you got the memo yet, but I have a dirty mind (said I had a dirty mouth, sorry '-') and only the best jokes come from dirty minds. 

Annnd finally I know a few pretty sick people here on wattpad and I have a feeling you might like em' too. 
Check out, 
@ZouisOnNiam (my joint account) 
@swirlylouis
@lilly_rose900 
@AngleaLuXx1D 
They all write aswell so if you can find the time you should really check them out! I'll wuve you forever if you do! 

Anyway, I warned you at the beginning that this was going to be no ordinary description ;) 

Twitter || @thepayne_isreal

Thanks for checking out my profile and bothering to read this far :P

Talk to you soon :D 
Tayxx