I wasn't born a Jedi,
nor on an Alien planet or with a superhero pedigree.
When I was 8, I didn't find a wardrobe to Narnia.
When I was 11, my Hogwarts letter didn't come.
When I was 12, my Satyr didn't show up to take me to Camp Half-Blood.
I didn't choose a faction when I was 16.
So if I make it to 19 without being reaped,
either the Doctor better show up soon,
or Gandalf better be at my door when I am 50.