I have a question for you.
Have you ever been in a situation where you are totally blindsided and have no idea how things got the way they were? 
You were doing something in order to get some other thing, but then out of nowhere, one whole other thing you never considered is what you get.
There you were, in wherever you were where this unexpected outcome hits you in the face like a ton of bricks, looking how Tom looked when he figured out that his new resident rat neighbor - Jerry, knew nuclear physics.
Well, that's the way feel right now writing this bio, because I just realized that the bio I am writing is going to fit right into the prologue of a short story I am working on. 
So I wondered '...is that how really like my characters I am?'
If so then if you truly want to know me, read all my works both recent, old, complete and incomplete. Try to decipher that key message hidden between the lines about who this peculiar author is.
Bon Appetite! BUHAHAHA! "Okay, that was a little too much."