Weiss: Adam, Ferdie, I am home!
Adam: Welcome back, hon. Did you enjoy your visit with your mother?
Weiss: I did! It was honestly a little jarring to see her so happy. I did not think a man like Qrow Branwen would be a good match for her, but he has proven me wrong.
Ferdinand: Hi, mom.
Weiss: Hello, sweetie. I hope the house was not too lonely in my absence.
Ferdinand: Nah, it was fine. Dad and I weren't actually home for much of this.
Adam: Ferdinand...
Weiss: Oh? Then what did you two get up to while I was gone?
Adam: Son, I don't think Weiss needs to-
Ferdinand: Well, it all started when Mrs. Belladonna reached out to us asking her to spread her husband's ashes on the highest mountain and Remnant, so we set out to do that, but then we got chased by these weirdos who wanted to recruit Dad into their silly cult or something, and then we met this weird healer lady that told us that we should spread Ghira's ashes in the World Tree to bring him back, and showed us to this portal frame that Dad used the Yamato to cut open a door to the Ever After, but then we ran into like the Queen of the Ever After I think, and she said we couldn't do that, so we returned back to Remnant, but then those weirdos from the cult showed back up and I got to use the Yamato but accidentally sent us to the Grimdark and then Dad got mad at me, and then some other stuff happened that I'd really like to tell you about but Dad said it would sound better coming from him.
Weiss: ...Come again?
Adam: Weiss, I can explain...