fartOnegative

Moment of silence for all the authors who have god tier books they haven’t updated in 3 years. I miss you guys

I want to write but don’t have the gut to do it help 
          
          If I start a book I’m gonna update it every 7 months

The grip that Tom Cruise as Lestat in interview with the vampire has on me is fucking vile I should have never watched that damn movie when I was 7

Idk how to feel about the fact that me, someone with a tragic lifelong Anne Rice hyperfixation is on the internet reading non-related fics all day instead of re reading my books

I love completely disappearing into this app when I’m sick and literally going AWOL for days (I’m chronically ill)

THANK U FOR READING. UPDATE COMING SOON LOVE :D 

What if I start using Wattpad like Twitter 

Wattpad PLEASE make a feature where we can see all our past comments ever 
          
          I might be catastrophically embarrassing however I am funny and I enjoy giggling at my own jokes and you are IMPEDING me from doing so.
          
          I hope this email finds you well.
          FartOnegative.